Jesus. Here's WFAN's write up for this fugazi 'Hornblower' cruise setting sail tonight:
Join Boomer Esiason and coach Bill Cowher on Tuesday night September 27th, aboard a special two-hour cruise from 6 to 8 pm that will sail down the Hudson and around the Statue Of Liberty.
The cruise includes a buffet dinner and chalk talk. Special VIP tickets are available that include a photo with the guys and an autograph of your item.
There are a limited number of VIP and regular tickets available. It’s a Hornblower cruise that leaves from Pier 40 downtown at the west end of Houston Street.
Alright - 2 things.
A) A detailed study released today showed that Esiason used his Cough Button an average of 73 times during his, you know, primary job, at WFAN over the past 30 days. That's 18.25 times per hour during the 4 hours he's co-host of the Boomer & Carton show. How many times is that? Flonase® became an official sponsor after we suggested some Rhinocort. (Every time Boomer clears his throat - think Bob's Blitz...) Boomer needs his rest.
B) 'Limited number?' - It is 30 minutes until Eventbrite ceases selling $65 general admission tix (This ticket includes general admission into the event along with food and soft drinks) and $100 VIP tickets (This ticket includes admission into the event along with food, open bar, and a meet and greet with Boomer Esiason and Bill Cowher. Each VIP ticket holder is able to bring one item that they would like autographed). How bad is the overkill? You can order both types of tickets right now...in lots of 10!
Enough!
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