Far as he knows, neither fat cat Mike Francesa nor anyone in his family has any need for Black Friday | Bob's Blitz

Far as he knows, neither fat cat Mike Francesa nor anyone in his family has any need for Black Friday


Mike Francesa doesn't get you, you peons. You poor idiots heading out on Black Friday while he and his entire family recover from the wealth of yet another long Thanksgiving day.

Sales? He doesn't need any stinkin' sales. He'll just enjoy some leftover gravy and watch you idiots head out at 3:00 AM in order to be able to afford some Christmas gifts at deep discounts.


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