Ball biting dogs & involuntary urination inducing cannons to be in use at Euro 2012 | Bob's Blitz

Ball biting dogs & involuntary urination inducing cannons to be in use at Euro 2012

Poland launches the UEFA EURO 2012 tournament today against Greece in Warsaw followed by the other Group A opener between Russia and the Czech Republic. Also launched? Polish anti-hooligan squads employing testicle-biting police dogs and sonic cannons capable of inducing involuntary urination.

"The Polish police are going to come down on troublemakers like a bag full of anvils and you don't want to be there when it happens," the English-language Krakow Post newspaper stated. "Krakow has a long history of hooligan violence - the local police have seen it all before and they will ruin your day if you try it on. These lads' mums and dads rioted under Soviet machine guns - a few chairs thrown by beered-up fans is not going to intimidate them. Do not expect softly, softly police tactics."

The paper continued: "Poland's anti-hooligan squads are armed with: Shotguns firing baton rounds that probably won't kill you as long as you're 30m away, a truck-mounted water cannon affectionately known as ‘the typhoon', a high-tech sonic cannon that can make you wet yourself on its lowest setting, dogs trained to bite you directly in the testicles."

h/t Craig Carton

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