Craig Carton mocks Mike Francesa with douchey 'paycheck' tee

Last week, Mike Francesa proclaimed to Boomer Esiason, Craig Carton, and Michael Kay: "Talk to him when they can match three things: Resumes, longevity, ratings, paychecks."

Today, Carton listed the 5 things Francesa has claimed to own. On a T-Shirt by Barstool Sports.

1. Resumes.
2. Longevity.
3. Ratings.
4. Paychecks.
5. Mink Man.

John Minko. Mike Francesa's chattel.

Last week, Carton had called Francesa a douche for bringing up bank accounts.

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