Bob's Blitz: 05/01/2011

A Look at Gary Carter's Daughter's Diary is Sad, Incredible

Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. The number of sites with headlines like "Gary Carter's brain tumors likely inoperable." Most continue on with things like: "Carter’s daughter, Kimmy Bloemers, wrote that the cancer 'is like a snake of tumors that are connected across the back of the brain. The biggest tumor is on the left side of the brain.'"

And then? They don't link to Kimmy's diary (pic above via TheKid8). And it is within that very touching writing that one can really see the extreme battle that is going on in the Carter family. The kid's fans will appreciate the poignant over the poisonous:

Dad woke up feeling a little sad so mom and D.J. got him out of the hotel room to sit in the jacuzzi and swim in the pool. The doctor has said that exercising the mind and body is so good for dad. D.J. left at 2pm today to go back to California. It was another sad goodbye. It's been hard to say goodbye to each kid. As with every kid, Dad said, "I love you...Thank you for being here....I am proud of you....I'll miss you." After the goodbye, dad went to take a VERY NEEDED nap while my mom went on a power walk.

CaringBridge / TheKid8/ Journal...visit, donate.

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Disgraced Coach Tressel Rigged Raffles for Star Recruits: Sports Illustrated

In the mid-1980s "One of [Jim] Tressel's duties then was to organize and run the Buckeyes' summer camp. Most of the young players who attended it would never play college football, but a few were top prospects whom Ohio State was recruiting. At the end of camp, attendees bought tickets to a raffle with prizes such as cleats and a jersey. According to his fellow assistant, Tressel rigged the raffle so that the elite prospects won -- a potential violation of NCAA rules. Says the former colleague, who asked not to be identified because he still has ties to the Ohio State community, 'In the morning he would read the Bible with another coach. Then, in the afternoon, he would go out and cheat kids who had probably saved up money from mowing lawns to buy those raffle tickets. That's Jim Tressel.'"

Then they'd have cleats and jersey with which to, oh nevermind.

Sports Illustrated...SI investigation reveals eight-year pattern of violations under Tressel

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How to win at Sex [Video]

If you're gonna piss your life away writing some goddamn book that no one is ever gonna give a crap about, why did you have to involve my daughter? Let's say she gets pregnant. What are you gonna do? Three can't live on what you make. Two can't live on what you make.

Make a YouTube video instead.

Florida Pitcher Brian Johnson KO'd by Throw from Catcher [Video]

Sophomore Gator pitcher Brian Johnson was nailed in the head with a ball thrown by Florida catcher Mike Zunino on a steal attempt in the first inning of an SEC Tournament game against Georgia yesterday. BJ left the game and was diagnosed with a concussion at a nearby hospital.

Johnson was alert at the hospital and "remembered everything that happened during the game, and doctors determined that he did not have a skull fracture."

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Baylor Softball's Clare Hosack Fouls One off the Face, Suffers Fractures [Video]

Baylor freshman catcher Clare Hosack fouled a pitch off her forehead and just under her eye yesterday - forcing her to leave the super regional game between the Bears and Georgia. She was taken to the hospital for stitches and treatment for multiple fractures.

Lady Bears coach Glenn Moore: “The last I heard was four bones are fractures and obviously some stitching on the bottom and top of her eye,” Moore said. “That was a tough break there.”

Clare initially showed bunt.

*Update from Baylor Athletics: "Clare Hosack, who took a foul tip to the face during game one yesterday, is doing well, but is extremely sore. Face swollen with multiple fractures to right side of the face with stitches below the eye. The team did pick her up at the ER after last night's game."

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3-Way Ain't Gay (The Golden Rule) [Video]

3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga). Not great but Lady G looks great. #helicopterdick

Bubbly Kate Upton on the Boomer & Carton Show [Video]

Kate Upton was on the Boomer and Carton show yesterday. Here's proof.

Why Yes, A Roller Coaster can Induce Orgasms [Video]

If you are a female suffering from RLS...you may want to consider joining American Coaster Enthusiasts...

Jared Max Reports that He's Gay but he did it on 1050 WEPN so Did Anyone Hear it?

Jared Max, ESPN New York 1050 morning host of 'Maxed Out in the Morning,' apparently came out of the closet yesterday. Unfortunately he did it on ESPN New York 1050.

Towelrod transcribes:

"Are we ready to have our sports information delivered by someone who is gay? Well we are gonna find out. Because for the last 16 years, I've been living a free life among my close friends and family, and I've hidden behind what is a gargantuan sized secret here in the sports world. I am gay. Yeah. Jared Max. The sports guy who is one of the most familiar faces in New York sports isn't quite like the majority. And while you already knew I was a little different, this might help make sense of it. But more so, I’m taking this courageous jump into the unknown having no idea how I will be perceived..."

Is Max one of the most familiar faces in NY sports? Never saw him before this story. But he's a strong man. And following pro bowler Scott Norton and CEO of the NBA’s Phoenix Suns Rick Welts plus Will Sheridan's declarations, Outsports called this the gayest sports month ever.

Curious what Sid Rosenberg thinks...

A. 47 Q. How old is too old to Wear a Bikini?

Diet Chef recently surveyed 2,000 women and found that 47 is the age at which women should stop wearing bikinis. Listen ladies, unless you are Halle Berry...err on the side of caution. Go with 35.

Other 'too old for' findings: Miniskirts, 35; stilettos, 51; Knee-high boots: 47 Leggings: 45 Tight vest: 44 See-through blouse: 40 Long hair: 53

So you can show off the legs until 35 but a see through blouse is ok for 5 more years? Uh, no.

In a related story, Miami ob-gyns have started refusing fat patients as they may break equipment.

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Won't You Help Tracy Burgess & Jerry Recco Raise Money for Boomer's Foundation?

Tracy Burgess, Jerry Recco, and Boomer Esiason are leading the Boomer Esiason Foundation in the Great South Bay Triathlon 2011 (6/5/2011 Islip, New York). They need your help:

Last year, Craig Carton, myself [Tracy] and Jerry Recco did the Great South Bay Triathlon as individuals to raise money for BEF. This year, it's Tracy doing the swim, Boomer is on the bike leg of the race, and Jerry will be our runner - Craig, Al [Hughes] and Eddie [Scozzare] will be at the finish line to cheer us on.

Donating through this website is simple, fast and totally secure. It is also the most efficient way to support my fundraising efforts.

Many thanks for your support -- and don't forget to forward this to anyone who you think might want to donate too!

Let's go boys. Help if you can.

Team Boomer...Great South Bay Triathlon 2011 donation page

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The Pregnant Bikini Contest...Shut up and Rock

Cincinnati radio station 102.7 WEBN has held an interesting contest the past few years...Miss Morning Sickness.

Repeat winners are encouraged and should milk the title for all it is worth.

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Julianne Hough's Legs are Sexually Attractive or Exciting According to VS [Video]

Victoria's Secret released its "What is Sexy? 2011" list honoring folks in categories like Sexiest Actress, Sexiest Lips, Sexiest Sense of Humor and sexiest legs. (Julianna Hough, above, in Concert at Nashville's July 4th Celebration at Riverfront Park last year is a winner...)

USA Today's Cindy Clark wrote out the list:

Sexiest actress: Emma Stone✔

Sexiest summer style: Beyoncé Knowles✔

Sexiest legs: Julianne Hough✔

Sexiest smile: Dianna Agron (Glee) Nah.

Sexiest eyes: Mila Kunis✔

Sexiest lips: Amanda Seyfried

Sexiest curves: Sofia Vergara✔

Sexiest TV cast: Vampire Diaries

Sexiest songstress: Rihanna

Sexiest beach body: Minka Kelly

Sexiest sense of humor: Chelsea Handler✔

Sexiest chef : Giada De Laurentiis

Sexiest international import: Malin Akerman

Sexiest beach waves: Vanessa Hudgens

Sexiest sun-kissed glow: Jessica Lowndes

Facebook fans' choice: Sexiest up-and-coming bombshell: Jennifer Lawrence✔

Facebook fans' choice: Sexiest tweeter: Ashley Greene✔

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Carmelo Anthony Can't Do Sit-ups [Video]

LeBron James leads a core workout with a few members of the 2008 Olympic workout team including Carmelo Anthony, Deron Williams, Dwyane Wade and Tayshaun Prince.

CA has some issues.

Partially why Mr. James has actually grown into his body.

Paris Hilton Has the Coolest Weight Lifting Gloves [Video]

Paris Hilton congratulates Manny Pacquiao on beating Shane Mosley. Please note - PH is a 'celebrity.'

Michael Bolton Sniffin' Mountains of Cocaine [Video]

Jack Sparrow featuring Michael Bolton. The Michael Bolton.

Lindsay Murphy's (FOX 5 D.C.) Hubby Hits Homer in 1st MLB at Bat, No Video due to NAMBLA

FOX 5's Lindsay Murphy (who once challenged Washington Redskin Albert Haynesworth's shuttle times) has a husband named Brandon Guyer. The 25-year-old husband and Rays leftfielder made his major-league debut last night against the Orioles.

Yeah, he hit a home run in his first at-bat. And since we no longer will link to anything MLB [NAMBLA] related, here is the story of where Lindsay was when he hit it.

Deadspin? Can you have the kids reenact that?

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Cystic Fibrosis Sufferer, 3 Others, Saved by Deceased Boxer [Video]

SUPER bantamweight boxer Francisco "Paco" Rodriguez (EL Nino Azteca) died on a Sunday night in November 2009 from injuries sustained during a championship fight against Teon Kennedy. He was survived by his wife, their five-month-old baby girl, parents, two brothers, in-laws and an extended family of loved ones. And now, thanks to organ donation, he is survived by four others.

24-year-old Ashley Owens of Chester County (PA) is one of those four. Ash was born with cystic fibrosis and, in 2009, she was placed on the lung transplant list due to an antibiotic resistant bacterial infection.

Today? She's her mom's #1 mother's day gift.

(Below, via, All the recipients and Paco's wife, mother, and brother)

Kyle Mooney Interviewing UFC Fans, Arianny Celeste, may be the Greatest Video Ever

Kyle Mooney was born and raised in San Diego, CA and studied film at USC. He enjoys drawing, making music, VHS collecting, watching internet videos, and thrift shopping. He is a Good Neighbor. Here him be with UFC fans and Arianny Celeste. Turn the volume up - the Incredible Hulk was there and he wouldn't like that. Becuase hes not a first time slammer like jaime pressly.

Orgasms. What Can't They do?

Orgasms lead to stress relief, weight loss, better sleep, heart health and longevity. It also eases depression, strengthens blood vessels, boosts the immune system and lowers the risk of both prostate and breast cancer. Oh, and it helps with restless legs syndrome (before RLS leads to Vesper's Curse and kills you).

So why aren't there more studies on it? "If I told you we have randomized double-blind placebo-controlled multi-center trials on these questions, there is no such a thing," says Irwin Goldstein, a urologist and editor in chief of the Journal of Sexual Medicine. The biggest obstacle is lack of funding, he says. "If 'sex' is in your grant proposal, it's very hard to get it approved."

Very, very hard.

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Dog: "You Gave the Treat to the CAT?!?" [Video]

Ultimate Dog Tease...

Osama Bin Laden Dead, Phillies / Mets Fans Chant USA! [Video]

Abbottabad, Pakistan (Near, of course, Islamabad): US led operation kills Osama Bin Laden.

Philadelphia, PA: Crowds gathered at Ground Zero, in Times Square, outside the White House and...at the Phillies / Mets game on ESPN to chant USA! USA! (Here's WFAN's Howie Rose with the call.)

Here's a quick clip from the stands.

We got him. h/t to The SEALS.

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Rachel Bilson Loves Magnum's [Video]

Magnum's Ice Cream has a new set of commercials out starring the wonderful Rachel Bilson. Photo Mood, featuring Ms. Bilson as a discontented famous model who finds the pleasure she's been seeking in the form of a smooth and delicious Magnum ice cream bar, is a 'film' by Karl Lagerfield. But it is Bilson in a LBD jumping on a nice black car that grabbed our attention.

Yeah, that's gonna sell some ice cream.

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Extra XXX Hot Candle Girls [Video]

Extra Hot Candle Girls...in church.

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